"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"


"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"



when bae sets up a surprise date <3


fun fact

  • yelling at someone when they’re crying? funnily enough, that’s probably not going to make them stop. neither is insulting them. especially if the insult has to do with the fact that they’re crying. those are the things that are probably going to make them want to cry more. and feel worse. wow! that’s fun
"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."
— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via kushandwizdom)


i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean


birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested